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10/27/1997 Very Close - First Phd strip!   10/28/1997 Calling Mom   10/29/1997 Why are we doing this?   10/30/1997 Grading Homeworks   10/31/1997 Pi/2 TA   11/3/1997 Halloween   11/4/1997 Quarter System   11/5/1997 Dating Odds   11/6/1997 Tourist Attraction   11/7/1997 TA Answer times two   11/10/1997 Roommate   11/11/1997 Ramen   11/12/1997 Macs   11/13/1997 Macs   11/14/1997 Macs   11/17/1997 Research Independent Study   11/18/1997 Research Independent Study   11/19/1997 Research Independent Study   11/20/1997 Sleep blink   11/21/1997 Sleep Calculator   11/22/1997 Dead Week   11/23/1997 Thanksgiving   11/24/1997 Thanksgiving   11/25/1997 Thanksgiving	1/6/1998 Geeks Anonymous   1/7/1998 Geeks Anonymous   1/9/1998 Geeks Anonymous   1/11/1998 Quals   1/14/1998 Quals   1/16/1998 Quals   1/21/1998 Quals   1/23/1998 Quals   1/26/1998 Quals   1/28/1998 Complain   1/30/1998 TA crush   2/2/1998 Dating at Stanford   2/4/1998 Raining at Stanford   2/6/1998 Mike Slackenerny introduction. The Geekiness is strong in this one...   2/9/1998 Mike Slackenerny. Free food. It binds us.   2/11/1998 Mike Slackenerny. A PhD. students needs not such things.   2/13/1998 Mike Slackenerny. Training conclusion.   2/17/1998 Apologies to Shakespeare   2/18/1998 Apologies to Shakespeare   2/20/1998 Apologies to Shakespeare   2/25/1998 Learn spanish!   2/25/1998 Aprenda espan~ol!   2/27/1998 Grad student etiquette   3/2/1998 Stanford Tree   3/4/1998 TA crush   3/6/1998 TA crush	4/1/1998 Spring Break   4/3/1998 Spring Break   4/6/1998 Prospective grad student   4/8/1998 Prospective grad student   4/10/1998 Engineering ratio   4/13/1998 Engineering ratio   4/15/1998 Engineering ratio   4/17/1998 Student Elections   4/20/1998 TA   4/22/1998 Group meeting, conference in Hawaii   4/24/1998 Group meeting, conference in Hawaii   4/27/1998 The little grad student - `Paid for my work`   4/29/1998 The little grad student - `Paid for my work`   5/1/1998 Happy Birthday   5/4/1998 On campus housing - Ethernet   5/6/1998 Housing - Manzanita Trailer Park   5/8/1998 Housing - Hooverville   5/11/1998 Housing - Conspiracy   5/13/1998 Housing - Revolt vs. Must-see-TV   5/18/1998 Career Fair   5/20/1998 Career Fair   5/22/1998 Slackenerny - going to Vegas   5/27/1998 Housing - I have a dream...   6/3/1998 Season 1 Finale   6/3/1998 Season 1 Finale   6/3/1998 Season 1 Finale

9/23/1998 Season 2 intro - PhD. drama sampler   9/25/1998 Housing - Living in your cubicle   9/28/1998 New master`s students` smell   9/30/1998 In-room Ethernet connection   10/2/1998 Quals - Flashback   10/5/1998 Thesis topic - grad school application   10/7/1998 Thesis topic - grad school application   10/9/1998 Thesis topic - Epiphany   10/12/1998 After-lunch siesta haze   10/14/1998 After-lunch siesta haze   10/16/1998 Career tip   10/19/1998 Slackenerny - married   10/21/1998 Slackenerny - married   10/23/1998 Warning label   10/26/1998 Funding - sponsors   10/28/1998 Slackenerny - TA - Our mascot is a tree!?   10/30/1998 Slackenerny - TA - Our mascot is a tree!?   11/2/1998 Day dreaming   11/6/1998 Slackenerny - TA - Our mascot is a tree!?   11/9/1998 Visiting Researcher - Mariko   11/11/1998 Visiting Researcher - Mariko   11/13/1998 Grad Housing Town Hall meeting sketch   11/16/1998 Visiting Researcher - Mariko   11/18/1998 Visiting Researcher - Mariko   11/20/1998 Visiting Researcher - Mariko   11/23/1998 Thanksgiving	1/8/1999 Quitting   1/13/1999 Quitting   2/22/1999 Free what? (return of comics to the Daily)   2/24/1999 Quitting   2/26/1999 Strange behavior   3/3/1999 Strange behavior   3/5/1999 Strange behavior   3/10/1999 Strange behavior	3/31/1999 Strange behavior   4/5/1999 Grad Student documentary   4/7/1999 Grad Student documentary   4/9/1999 Grad Student documentary   4/12/1999 Grad Student documentary   4/14/1999 Grad Student documentary   4/16/1999 Grad Student documentary   4/19/1999 Napping   4/21/1999 Egg Donor   4/23/1999 Egg Donor   4/26/1999 Egg Donor   4/28/1999 Passing out   4/30/1999 Happy Birthday   5/3/1999 Graph - Work output   5/5/1999 Graph - Motivation level   5/7/1999 Ex`s   5/10/1999 Day dreaming   5/12/1999 Conference in Pisa?   5/14/1999 Star Wars craze   5/24/1999 PhD - Episode 1   5/26/1999 PhD - Episode 1   5/28/1999 PhD - Episode 1   6/2/1999 PhD - Episode 1

9/0/1999 Season 3 intro   9/23/1999 Season 3 intro   10/1/1999 What have I been doing??   10/4/1999 What have I been doing?   10/6/1999 What is... The Thesis?   10/8/1999 What is... The Thesis?   10/11/1999 What is... The Thesis?   10/15/1999 What is... The Thesis?   10/18/1999 What is... The Thesis?   10/20/1999 What is... The Thesis?   10/22/1999 What is... The Thesis?   10/27/1999 What is... The Thesis?   10/29/1999 Post-quals Slump (PQS)   11/1/1999 Post-quals Slump (PQS)   11/3/1999 Sit up Straight   11/5/1999 Thesis writing   11/17/1999 everybody in grad school   11/19/1999 Go Cardinal!   11/22/1999 Graph - Radius of posture curvature   11/24/1999 Thesis writing	1/5/2000 Conference paper   1/7/2000 So long as we`re not kidding ourselves   1/12/2000 So long as we`re not kidding ourselves   1/14/2000 So long as we`re not kidding ourselves   1/24/2000 Raiders of the lost dissertation   1/26/2000 Raiders of the lost dissertation   1/28/2000 Raiders of the lost dissertation   1/31/2000 Raiders of the lost dissertation   2/2/2000 Raiders of the lost dissertation   2/7/2000 Geeks on wheels   2/23/2000 Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire   2/25/2000 Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire   3/1/2000 Who wants to Marry a Millionaire	3/16/2000 Finals Week - Messing with their minds   3/31/2000 Behold the Power of Procrastination   4/3/2000 Prospective grad students   4/5/2000 Posture Back Cracking   4/7/2000 Webcam Labcam   4/10/2000 Webcam Labcam   4/12/2000 Webcam Labcam Tajel Spray Paint   4/14/2000 ProFro Prospective Freshmen Tour   4/17/2000 Blue Hair   4/19/2000 Backpacks   4/21/2000 Sneaking Past Advisor`s office   4/24/2000 Creativity in Engineering, Paper Submission Guidelines   4/26/2000 We`re not that pathetic..? ...Are we?   4/28/2000 Squished it with a ten-ton hammer I fixed it. Bugs. Code.   5/1/2000 Happy Birthday, Percentage of Years in Grad School   5/3/2000 Janis Joplin, Oh Prof won`t you grant me a PhD...   5/5/2000 Animation!   5/5/2000 Animation!   5/8/2000 Addicted to the web...   5/12/2000 Maxell Ad Spoof - HIFI: High-intensity Faculty Intelligence   5/15/2000 PhD Years-to-Thesis Chapter Conversion Chart   5/17/2000 Light at the end of the Thesis - Can you see it?   5/19/2000 Lab Age Perception Chart   6/20/2000 Summer Ad   6/28/2000 Closer to Fine (Academic Version)   7/8/2000 cartoons of the cartoonist by his advisor`s daughters   7/13/2000 I remember when Summer...   7/23/2000 Who will grade your work?

9/25/2000 Welcome to a fourth year of PhD..!   9/27/2000 Focus Group for Comic Quality Assurance   9/29/2000 Quality Assurance: Reader Survey   10/5/2000 Lab Fish Tank   10/6/2000 Fish Tank   10/12/2000 Irony?   10/13/2000 Irony?   10/24/2000 `The Grad Student of Academia`   10/26/2000 `The Grad Student of Academia`   10/31/2000 The Grad Student of Academia   11/3/2000 The Grad Student of Academia   11/8/2000 The Grad Student of Academia   11/10/2000 Reader Letter   11/21/2000 The Grad Student of Academia   11/23/2000 The Grad Student of Academia   11/24/2000 The Grad Student of Academia   12/2/2000 The Grad Student of Academia   12/20/2000 `Twas the night before Winter Break...	1/11/2001 Why has P.H.D. been published so infrequently lately?   1/12/2001 The Grad Student of Academia   1/15/2001 Grad Grub   1/26/2001 Grad Grub   2/8/2001 Grad Grub   2/15/2001 Grad Grub   2/16/2001 Bike Rack   3/1/2001 World`s first 3D comic strip..!   3/8/2001 Newton`s Three Laws of Graduation   3/10/2001 Newton`s Three Laws of Graduation   3/13/2001 Newton`s Three Laws of Graduation   3/15/2001 PHD Haiku   3/24/2001 Cecilia`s First animated feature!	4/5/2001 On comics   4/10/2001 Just call me `Dr. Smith`   4/13/2001 Who said anything about being ready?   4/18/2001 Exact figures would only embarrass the both of us...   4/20/2001 Reader Letter, 2   4/25/2001 Alarm Clock   4/27/2001 PhD Propaganda   5/1/2001 PhD Propaganda   5/3/2001 PhD Propaganda   5/9/2001 Calling Mom   5/11/2001 If the project needs me...   5/15/2001 Dancing Queen   5/17/2001 Prof. Michael Slackenerny   5/23/2001 Widescreen   5/25/2001 Widescreen.   5/30/2001 Widescreen   6/1/2001 Read the abstract...   6/6/2001 Lil` Sister   6/8/2001 Lil` Sister   6/14/2001 Lil` Sister   6/18/2001 Lil` Sister   6/20/2001 Lil` Sister   7/25/2001 Summer Ad

9/10/2001 PhD comics 2001 Season Premiere   9/11/2001 Sept. 11, 2001   9/14/2001 Microwave   9/19/2001 I am...   9/21/2001 Lil` Sister   9/26/2001 It depends...   9/28/2001 Ready to go home   10/3/2001 It depends...   10/5/2001 It depends...   10/10/2001 Kids!   10/12/2001 Kids!   10/18/2001 Kids!   10/19/2001 Kids!   10/25/2001 Fun with Statistics!   10/26/2001 Grad Hair   10/31/2001 Halloween   11/2/2001 Halloween   11/7/2001 Halloween   11/9/2001 Caught napping?   11/14/2001 high school reunion   11/16/2001 High School Reunion   11/21/2001 Thanksgiving   11/28/2001 High School Reunion   11/30/2001 High School Reunion   12/5/2001 High School Reunion   12/7/2001 High School Reunion   12/12/2001 Nicholas	1/9/2002 New Year Resolutions   1/11/2002 High School Reunion   1/16/2002 High School Reunion   2/1/2002 High School Reunion   2/6/2002 High School Reunion   2/8/2002 What will become of PhD?   2/13/2002 To PhD or not to PhD...   2/15/2002 To PhD or not to PhD   2/20/2002 To PhD or not to PhD...   2/22/2002 To be honest, Prof. Smith...   2/27/2002 References   3/1/2002 Anxiety vs. Reading   3/6/2002 Lab Pool   3/8/2002 Signs you`re close to graduating   3/13/2002 Signs you`re close to Graduating   3/22/2002 I ask myself this question...   3/25/2002 I ask myself this question...   4/3/2002 Faculty Job Search	4/5/2002 Prospective grad student   4/12/2002 Field Study   4/19/2002 Let`s cut to the chase...   4/24/2002 Honey, I`m home...   4/26/2002 Birthday...   5/2/2002 opportunity cost   5/8/2002 New Mail!   5/10/2002 Conference   5/22/2002 Conference   5/27/2002 Conference   5/31/2002 Conference   6/6/2002 Actually, Mom...   6/16/2002 Commencement   7/31/2002 on summer break...

9/17/2002 6th season Premiere!   9/21/2002 You quit!?   9/25/2002 So, Bro...   9/27/2002 So, Bro...   9/30/2002 Post-Bachelors Disorder   10/2/2002 Post-Bachelors Disorder   10/4/2002 Post-Bachelors Disorder   10/8/2002 You HAVE started writing, have   10/10/2002 If you`re too busy writing...   10/13/2002 Chores   10/15/2002 Working out   10/21/2002 ...very exciting...   10/24/2002 Scientific progress never smelled better...   10/30/2002 Mike and `Procrastination`   11/6/2002 I just don`t know if I have what it takes...   11/11/2002 Act casual...   11/19/2002 GRE analytical practice question #1   12/3/2002 Don`t forget the milk   12/9/2002 GRE   12/11/2002 GRE   12/17/2002 GRE	1/10/2003 How does he do it??   1/15/2003 you know things are bad...   1/22/2003 Questions...   1/24/2003 Recommendations   1/29/2003 I am a writing god!   3/31/2003 I am a writing god   2/5/2003 Her first white hair   2/8/2003 Her first white hair   2/12/2003 it`s so hard to get up in the morning...   2/14/2003 Valentine`s   3/10/2003 Grad School Boot Camp   3/17/2003 What??   3/21/2003 Why war?   3/25/2003 Peace   3/28/2003 Thesis gut	4/2/2003 Thesis gut   4/4/2003 Did you say `lunch`?   4/16/2003 White hair   4/23/2003 c is for cookie break   4/25/2003 Ode to the cookie   4/30/2003 Glasses   5/2/2003 Does it bother you..?   5/7/2003 How is he going to know I'm not there??   5/13/2003 Anniversary   5/16/2003 I've been doing some math...   5/21/2003 cubicle   5/23/2003 cubicle   5/30/2003 Cecilia's mom   5/31/2003 Cecilia's mom   6/3/2003 This is it!

8/25/2003 7th Season Premiere   8/28/2003 Life Plan vs. Life Reality   9/2/2003 Thank goodness for life's little ironies...   9/4/2003 Let me write that down...   9/5/2003 Let me write that down...   9/8/2003 Let me write that down...   9/10/2003 Let me write that down...   9/12/2003 Let me write that down...   9/15/2003 Let me write that down...   9/17/2003 Choosing grad schools   9/19/2003 Choosing grad schools   9/23/2003 Choosing grad schools   9/25/2003 Choosing grad schools   9/29/2003 Grad School Makes you Dumber   10/1/2003 Grad School Makes you Dumber   10/3/2003 Grad School Makes you Dumber   10/7/2003 This is an automated reply.   10/12/2003 Not the same thing as a diploma   10/14/2003 Not the same thing as a diploma   10/16/2003 We sanitize misery   10/20/2003 Online cookie discussion group   10/24/2003 Then why do you do it?   10/27/2003 Then why do you do it?   10/30/2003 Stages of Data Loss   11/3/2003 It's bold   11/6/2003 Good ol' java   11/13/2003 Good ol' java   11/17/2003 Was that your mom?   11/19/2003 Was that your mom?   11/21/2003 Was that your mom?   11/25/2003 Emotional Catharsis   11/26/2003 Thanksgiving 2003   12/1/2003 Sorry, I'm all booked.   12/3/2003 Coming back to grad school   12/5/2003 Coming back to grad school   12/8/2003 Coming back to grad school   12/10/2003 And what do YOU want for Xmas?   12/14/2003 You better watch out...   12/31/2003 New Year Resolutions	1/2/2004 New Year Resolutions   1/5/2004 New Year Resolutions   1/7/2004 Definition of a geek   1/9/2004 Definition of a Geek   1/12/2004 Mobilize the troops   1/14/2004 Mobilize the troops   1/16/2004 Mobilize the troops   1/18/2004 Deciphering Academese   1/21/2004 This better be good   1/23/2004 This better be good   1/26/2004 PhD Widows   1/28/2004 PhD Widows   1/30/2004 PhD Widows   2/2/2004 PhD Widows   2/4/2004 PhD Widows   2/6/2004 Things to do...   2/9/2004 Yeah right.   2/11/2004 Yeah right.   2/13/2004 Happy Valentine's   2/16/2004 chocolate   2/18/2004 chocolate   2/20/2004 It's not real life   2/23/2004 How to look busy   2/25/2004 How to look busy   2/27/2004 You want some of this?   3/1/2004 By "we" you mean...   3/3/2004 My mom says "hi"   3/5/2004 Curse you, television   3/8/2004 Research Statement   3/10/2004 Real grad students are made on the field   3/12/2004 Real grad students are made on the field   3/15/2004 Real grad students are made on the field   3/17/2004 Real grad students are made on the field   3/19/2004 His thesis   3/23/2004 keyboard imprint   3/24/2004 cold   3/26/2004 cold   3/29/2004 cold   3/31/2004 cold	4/2/2004 Grad Student Pick up lines   4/5/2004 Our work is like this donut   4/7/2004 Our work is like this donut   4/9/2004 I, Grad Student   4/12/2004 I, Grad Student   4/14/2004 I, Grad Student   4/16/2004 I, Grad Student   4/19/2004 I, Grad Student   4/21/2004 I, Grad Student   4/23/2004 I, Grad Student   4/26/2004 Are you busy?   4/28/2004 The Nap Bringer   4/30/2004 Birthday 2004   5/3/2004 What's the rush?   5/5/2004 Half-eaten   5/7/2004 Every day is a potential weekend   5/10/2004 Every day is a potential weekend   5/12/2004 Every day is a potential weekend   5/14/2004 Who holds real power in the department?   5/17/2004 Sorted, collated and stapled   5/19/2004 Social   5/21/2004 Social   5/24/2004 Social   5/26/2004 Social   5/28/2004 A day in the "Life"   5/31/2004 Data: by the numbers   6/2/2004 Just a few more minutes...   6/7/2004 Office chair balance   6/9/2004 Office chair balance   6/11/2004 Office chair balance   6/16/2004 Office chair balance   6/18/2004 Admitting you have a problem   6/21/2004 Grades don't matter   6/23/2004 Grades don't matter   6/25/2004 Another beautiful day...   6/30/2004 Another beautiful day...	7/2/2004 Hurry up, Daddy!   7/5/2004 Hurry up, Daddy!   7/7/2004 Hurry up, Daddy!   7/14/2004 Hurry up, Daddy!   7/16/2004 Pop-up   7/19/2004 Conference   7/21/2004 Conference   7/23/2004 Conference   7/26/2004 Postcard   7/28/2004 Conference   7/30/2004 Conference   8/2/2004 Conference   8/4/2004 Conference   8/6/2004 Conference   8/9/2004 Summer days...   8/11/2004 Conference   8/13/2004 Conference   8/16/2004 Conference   8/18/2004 Grad Olympics   8/23/2004 Conference   8/25/2004 Conference   8/27/2004 Conference   8/30/2004 Conference   9/1/2004 Conference

9/3/2004 What do you want?   9/6/2004 Just thought I'd ask...   9/8/2004 The Thesis Zone   9/10/2004 The Thesis Zone   9/15/2004 The Thesis Zone   9/17/2004 The Thesis Zone   9/22/2004 The Thesis Zone   9/24/2004 Group meeting survival skills   9/27/2004 Jetlag   9/29/2004 Bookstore   10/1/2004 Broke   10/4/2004 Undergrad research   10/6/2004 Undergrad research   10/8/2004 Undergrad research   10/11/2004 Undergrad research   10/13/2004 Undergrad research   10/15/2004 Undergrad research   10/18/2004 My neck is killing me   10/20/2004 Grad School the Board Game   10/22/2004 election   10/25/2004 election   10/27/2004 election   10/29/2004 election   11/1/2004 Vote   11/3/2004 election   11/5/2004 I just got here.   11/8/2004 Surprise visit   11/11/2004 Surprise visit   11/15/2004 Surprise visit, part 3   11/17/2004 Surprise visit, part 4   11/24/2004 Thanksgiving 2004   11/29/2004 A message from Prof. Smith   12/1/2004 Australia Time   12/6/2004 All around the world   12/8/2004 Resignation   12/10/2004 Haircut   12/15/2004 When's it due?   12/17/2004 Christmas Wish   12/22/2004 Holiday miracle	1/3/2005 2005 New Year's delusions   1/5/2005 Idea   1/10/2005 Paper Review Worksheet   1/13/2005 Long day   1/17/2005 Optical Delusion   1/19/2005 Choice   1/21/2005 Choice   1/24/2005 Long day   1/26/2005 Aldus Slackenerny   1/28/2005 Life is tough   1/31/2005 Thought balloons   2/3/2005 Gossip   2/5/2005 Gossip   2/8/2005 Gossip 3   2/10/2005 Happy Mishaps   2/12/2005 pizza   2/15/2005 Valentine's 2005   2/17/2005 Move on   2/19/2005 Move on   2/24/2005 Words per minute   2/26/2005 Slippery slope   3/1/2005 Escape   3/3/2005 Thesis Defense   3/5/2005 Thesis defense   3/8/2005 Thesis Defense   3/10/2005 Thesis Defense   3/13/2005 Author List   3/16/2005 Thesis Defense   3/17/2005 Thesis Defense   3/18/2005 Thesis Defense   3/23/2005 Thesis Defense   3/24/2005 Thesis Defense   3/26/2005 Thesis Defense   3/29/2005 Thesis Defense   3/31/2005 Thesis Defense	4/2/2005 Thesis Defense   4/5/2005 Thesis Defense   4/7/2005 Thesis Defense   4/9/2005 Thesis Defense... the cliffhanger!   4/12/2005 Desk Entropy   4/15/2005 Another day   4/19/2005 Basement   4/22/2005 Grad TV   4/26/2005 Grad TV   4/29/2005 Grad TV   5/3/2005 Addressing Reviewer Comments   5/5/2005 Food pyramid   5/10/2005 Birthday 2005   5/12/2005 Birthday 2005   5/17/2005 Birthday 2005   5/20/2005 Rude   5/24/2005 Out of focus   5/28/2005 Meeting of the minds   5/31/2005 Well done.   6/2/2005 Disturbance in the force   6/6/2005 Dress to repress   6/8/2005 Revenge of the Smith   6/10/2005 Collegiality Decision Chart   6/14/2005 Cingradella   6/16/2005 Cingradella   6/20/2005 Cingradella   6/23/2005 Cingradella   6/27/2005 Cingradella   6/29/2005 Cingradella   7/1/2005 Cingradella   7/4/2005 Cingradella	7/6/2005 Awkward Places   7/11/2005 Acapulco   7/14/2005 Noon summer sun   7/17/2005 Honorary PhD   7/19/2005 PhD Zen   7/22/2005 Love them, don't try to understand them   7/25/2005 Spam   7/27/2005 Scorcher   7/29/2005 Heat   8/2/2005 Meeting with advisor   8/4/2005 Meeting with advisor   8/7/2005 Meeting with advisor   8/9/2005 Meeting with advisor   8/11/2005 Meeting with advisor   8/14/2005 Advisor on vacation   8/17/2005 Lyin' Labmates   8/19/2005 Lyin' Labmates   8/22/2005 Lyin' Labmates   8/24/2005 Lyin' Labmates   8/27/2005 Lyin' Labmates   8/30/2005 Vortex of unproductivity   9/1/2005 Vortex of unproductivity   9/4/2005 Vortex of unproductivity   9/7/2005 Vortex of unproductivity   9/9/2005 Infinite loop   9/13/2005 Bad news   9/15/2005 Summer's over

9/18/2005 What are roommates for?   9/20/2005 Squash   9/22/2005 Squash   9/26/2005 Squash   9/28/2005 Squash   10/1/2005 field journal: CU Boulder   10/4/2005 field journal: SACNAS   10/7/2005 Squash   10/9/2005 Squash   10/13/2005 Save   10/15/2005 Save   10/17/2005 Save   10/22/2005 Fire door sign   10/24/2005 Journal - University of Utah   10/25/2005 Journal - Rice University   10/28/2005 Journal - Georgia Tech   10/31/2005 Journal - NC State   11/2/2005 Journal - Virginia Tech   11/5/2005 Journal - Virginia Commonwealth Univ.   11/9/2005 Journal - UVA   11/11/2005 Journal - Johns Hopkins U.   11/15/2005 Journal - U. Maryland, U. Penn, Drexel U.   11/17/2005 Journal - Grad Unions   11/21/2005 Gone   11/23/2005 Thanksgiving 2005   11/26/2005 Tofu Turkey   11/29/2005 T-shirt   12/1/2005 Campus Map   12/3/2005 Journal - Tour Wrap Up   12/6/2005 A Smithmas Carol   12/8/2005 A Smithmas Carol   12/10/2005 A Smithmas Carol   12/13/2005 A Smithmas Carol   12/15/2005 A Smithmas Carol   12/17/2005 A Smithmas Carol   12/20/2005 A Smithmas Carol   12/22/2005 A Smithmas Carol   12/24/2005 A Smithmas Carol   12/27/2005 A Smithmas Carol   12/29/2005 A Smithmas Carol   12/31/2005 A Smithmas Carol   1/3/2005 A Smithmas Carol   1/5/2005 A Smithmas Carol	1/11/2006 Grad Horoscope   1/14/2006 Debugging   1/18/2006 Pink shorts   1/20/2006 How to look busy, part 3   1/23/2006 Paternity leave   1/26/2006 What's new?   1/28/2006 Grown-up   1/31/2006 Faculty position   2/5/2006 Faculty position   2/8/2006 Faculty position   2/10/2006 Grown-up conversations   2/14/2006 Valentine's day 2006   2/16/2006 Inappropriate   2/21/2006 Hope   2/24/2006 Department Recruitment Statistics   2/26/2006 Grad SPAM   3/1/2006 How important can it be?   3/4/2006 Hiding   3/7/2006 Red ink   3/9/2006 Friday Night   3/14/2006 Friday night   3/17/2006 Friday night   3/21/2006 Field journal: West Coast schools   3/23/2006 Diapers   3/28/2006 Group Meeting   3/31/2006 Friday night   4/3/2006 Grad school   4/5/2006 Field journal: Oh Canada!   4/8/2006 Field journal: Kansas and Indiana	4/12/2006 Food Chain   4/14/2006 Taxes   4/17/2006 Carded   4/19/2006 Phone   4/21/2006 Food Chain   4/25/2006 Food Chain   4/29/2006 Tupperware   5/2/2006 Friday night   5/4/2006 Friday night   5/8/2006 Friday night   5/10/2006 Friday night   5/12/2006 Piles   5/16/2006 The Grand Tour   5/18/2006 Long Distance   5/22/2006 Writing your Thesis Outline   5/25/2006 Long Distance   5/29/2006 Long Distance   5/31/2006 Your Thesis Title   6/4/2006 Anatomy of a group meeting presentation   6/7/2006 Grad School Survival Tip #98   6/9/2006 Phone message   6/12/2006 Freaking out   6/14/2006 Fever   6/16/2006 Long Distance   6/20/2006 Long Distance   6/22/2006 Long Distance   6/25/2006 Field journal: Schools in Illinois   6/28/2006 He'll think I'm an idiot.   6/30/2006 field journal: New Hampshire and NJIT   7/4/2006 Field journal: Beantown	7/6/2006 Second to last draft   7/8/2006 Whiz kid magic   7/10/2006 Two seconds   7/12/2006 Send in the Post-doc   7/15/2006 Vacation E-mail   7/18/2006 Group meeting?   7/20/2006 Away from my desk   7/24/2006 Lab Hazard Rating System   7/26/2006 Why are you still here?   7/29/2006 Why are you still here?   7/31/2006 Exploitation   8/2/2006 Conference Call   8/4/2006 Wait wait!   8/7/2006 Wrong direction   8/9/2006 Liberal Hippies   8/11/2006 The budget what?   8/14/2006 See you never   8/16/2006 Author Biographies   8/18/2006 Beyond the scope of my research   8/21/2006 Butterfly Effect   8/23/2006 Immersed in thought   8/26/2006 Yet another Field Journal entry   8/28/2006 Sunset   8/30/2006 Aah..!   9/1/2006 Its a deal.   9/4/2006 Summer is over already!?   9/7/2006 Its for their own good   9/10/2006 Sluuuurp!   9/12/2006 Ode to Autumn   9/14/2006 Undergrad Cooties

9/16/2006 The Actual Method   9/19/2006 The "Carrying Papers" phase   9/21/2006 We need to talk.   9/23/2006 Arcane Lab Equipment   9/25/2006 Arcane lab equipment   9/27/2006 Lost   9/29/2006 Arcane lab equipment, part 3   10/2/2006 Arcane lab equipment, part 4   10/4/2006 Arcane lab equipment, part 5   10/6/2006 Cost-benefit   10/9/2006 Special calibration routine   10/11/2006 Air of Unhelpfulness   10/13/2006 Immunity Idol   10/16/2006 School Newspaper   10/18/2006 Eating alone   10/20/2006 Plenty of friends   10/23/2006 Dr. Frankensmith   10/25/2006 Dr. Frankensmith, pt. 2   10/27/2006 Dr. Frankensmith, pt. 3   10/30/2006 Dr. Frankensmith, pt. 4   11/1/2006 Daylight Savings Time   11/3/2006 Regular Working Hours   11/6/2006 Extra-curricular Activities   11/8/2006 Outside interests   11/10/2006 Futile Attempts   11/13/2006 Eating out   11/15/2006 Nobody made coffee?   11/17/2006 Revenge of the Lab Patsy   11/20/2006 Scooped   11/22/2006 Thanksgiving 2006   11/25/2006 Tales from the Road - Yee Haw!   11/27/2006 Scooped, pt. 2   11/29/2006 Department Picture Board   12/1/2006 Scooped, pt. 3   12/4/2006 Scooped, pt. 4   12/6/2006 Scooped, pt. 5   12/8/2006 Scooped, pt. 6   12/11/2006 Scooped, pt. 7   12/13/2006 Holiday Gift Ideas   12/15/2006 Dept. Holiday Party   12/18/2006 Dept. Holiday Party, pt. 2   12/20/2006 Taking the laptop with me   12/22/2006 Happy Winter Break 2006   12/29/2006 Finished Thesis	1/1/2007 New Year 2007   1/3/2007 Take it out   1/5/2007 Momofuku Ando (1920-2007)   1/8/2007 Illegible   1/10/2007 Illegible, pt. 2   1/12/2007 Draft approved!   1/15/2007 Misery Camera   1/17/2007 Severe Weather Conditions   1/19/2007 Bright and early   1/22/2007 In case of fire, save my thesis   1/24/2007 Last cookie   1/26/2007 Tail end of academic interest   1/29/2007 Sabbatical Dreams   1/31/2007 Hows it going?   2/2/2007 Waiting for Dr. Smith   2/5/2007 Drinking from a fire hose   2/7/2007 Negation Field   2/9/2007 T.A.   2/12/2007 Valentine 2007   2/14/2007 Field Journal: Cars, robots and sex   2/16/2007 Naked   2/19/2007 Complicated   2/21/2007 Emotions   2/23/2007 Time to end this   2/26/2007 Time-lapse Montage   2/28/2007 Life work   3/2/2007 The Joys of LDRs   3/5/2007 Jetlag   3/7/2007 Gotta be perfect   3/9/2007 Proof-read   3/12/2007 Where do I sign?   3/14/2007 Signatures   3/16/2007 Untimely accident   3/19/2007 Thesis submission, pt. 1   3/21/2007 Sell out   3/23/2007 Thesis submission, pt. 2   3/26/2007 Follow your dream   3/28/2007 Thesis submission, pt. 3   3/30/2007 Is this it?   4/2/2007 Now what?	4/4/2007 Field Journal: Even more schools   4/6/2007 Field Jounal: Coming Home   4/9/2007 Seminar Bingo   4/11/2007 Problems   4/13/2007 Procrastination and Taxes   4/16/2007 Hokies   4/18/2007 Is Prof. Smith there?   4/20/2007 Barking up the wrong tree   4/23/2007 How well do you know your Advisor?   4/25/2007 Pop Clueless   4/27/2007 Terrific job   4/30/2007 The Lab/Office Couch   5/2/2007 E-mail accounts   5/4/2007 Usual route   5/7/2007 Fortune Cookies   5/9/2007 The Lab/Office Fridge   5/14/2007 Business Cards   5/16/2007 No rest for the weary   5/18/2007 Is this even English?   5/21/2007 May or may not apply to reality   5/23/2007 Typo   5/25/2007 Still Lost   5/28/2007 Day off   5/30/2007 Your Shrinking Sense of Humor   6/4/2007 Numb, confused.   6/6/2007 Acknowledgments   6/8/2007 To you I dedicate this thesis   6/11/2007 Fake Window   6/13/2007 Broken Heart   6/15/2007 Distracted   6/18/2007 Simpler   6/20/2007 Doctor of Photocopying   6/23/2007 Facebook   6/25/2007 The Internet   6/27/2007 Is it worth it?   6/29/2007 Bridge   7/2/2007 Decorum	7/4/2007 Independence? Day   7/6/2007 Tales from the Road   7/9/2007 Meh.   7/11/2007 What is the point?   7/13/2007 Mind over matter   7/16/2007 Summer Days   7/18/2007 Summer Days   7/20/2007 Summer Days   7/23/2007 Did you mention my name?   7/25/2007 Did you mention my name?   7/27/2007 Some helpful advice   7/30/2007 Urgent is a relative term   8/1/2007 The 3 Times Rule   8/3/2007 Turf Wars, pt. 1   8/6/2007 Turf Wars, pt. 2   8/9/2007 Turf Wars, pt. 3   8/11/2007 Turf Wars, pt. 4   8/13/2007 Turf Wars, pt. 5   8/15/2007 Turf Wars, pt. 6   8/17/2007 Turf Wars, pt. 7   8/20/2007 Turf Wars Conclusion!   8/22/2007 Turf Wars Epilogue   8/24/2007 Base 13   8/27/2007 Analysis of Value   8/29/2007 Laser in use   8/31/2007 Humanities   9/3/2007 Humanities vs. Social Sciences   9/5/2007 Somewhere between never and all the time would be ideal   9/7/2007 Career Services   9/10/2007 A great time for PhDs in the job market   9/12/2007 PhD in obsolescence   9/14/2007 Goodbye Summer   9/17/2007 Fo Shizzle   9/19/2007 Your struggle is my struggle   9/21/2007 Doing the impossible   9/24/2007 The Lab/Office Snack Co-op   9/26/2007 Other forms of jetlag   9/28/2007 Toggle the blue switch   10/1/2007 Paper Reviewer   10/3/2007 More of the same   10/5/2007 Appreciation   10/8/2007 Appreciation   10/10/2007 Appreciation

10/12/2007 Fall Break   10/15/2007 Keeping your paper within the page limit   10/17/2007 Fresh homemade cookies   10/19/2007 Kind of a dork   10/22/2007 The less you try   10/24/2007 Quantum Gradnamics, pt. 1 of 3   10/26/2007 Quantum Gradnamics, pt. 2 of 3   10/29/2007 Quantum Gradnamics, pt. 3 of 3   10/31/2007 Low attendance   11/2/2007 Homecoming!   11/5/2007 Did you take a look at those slides?   11/7/2007 Transferable Skills   11/9/2007 Myers-Brigg Test   11/12/2007 Impact Factor   11/14/2007 Clueless Undergrad   11/16/2007 Tales from the Road - Canary Islands   11/19/2007 Tales from the Road - Princeton   11/21/2007 Seminar Appeal   11/23/2007 Health and Safety   11/26/2007 Playing your cards right   11/28/2007 Who do you know?   11/30/2007 Master of the Universe   12/3/2007 Home for the holidays?   12/5/2007 Double the monitor, double the fun   12/7/2007 The Rules of Happy Hour   12/10/2007 Schmoozing with your Professor   12/12/2007 Schmoozing with your Prof: the rules   12/14/2007 Meeting Mrs. Smith   12/17/2007 Meeting Mrs. Smith, pt. 2   12/19/2007 Mrs. Smith, pt. 3   12/21/2007 The 12 Days of Christmas Break   12/24/2007 On the 12 Days of Christmas Break my Professor gave to me...   12/26/2007 On the 12 Days of Christmas Break my Professor gave to me...   12/28/2007 On the 12 Days of Christmas Break my Professor gave to me...	1/2/2008 Another year in grad school   1/4/2008 Productive procrastination?   1/7/2008 Research Diagram/Research Reality   1/9/2008 Journal Club   1/11/2008 Journal Club, pt. 2   1/14/2008 Journal Club, pt. 3   1/16/2008 Online PhD!   1/18/2008 Post Avant-garde Limmericks   1/21/2008 Your Research Interests   1/23/2008 Tales from the Road - Tulane pt. 1   1/25/2008 Tales from the Road - Tulane pt. 2   1/28/2008 A list, plan or outline of things to be done   1/30/2008 Why? Why??   2/1/2008 Anyone's game   2/4/2008 A quiet evening at home   2/6/2008 We're all doomed   2/8/2008 Crushing the Dream   2/11/2008 Downright Pathetic   2/13/2008 *%@# Construction   2/15/2008 Is that supposed to make me feel better?   2/18/2008 You know you've been grading too long when...   2/20/2008 Lather, rinse, repeat   2/22/2008 A tranquilizer with graphs in it   2/25/2008 Sad logic indeed   2/27/2008 C-C-Coffee...   2/29/2008 All day   3/3/2008 It's 3am   3/5/2008 The grandeur of his vision   3/7/2008 Tales from the road - Wisconsin   3/10/2008 What do you want to be?   3/12/2008 Do I own one?   3/14/2008 We'll take it.   3/17/2008 Your life   3/19/2008 Interview   3/21/2008 Ph.D. Training   3/24/2008 Job offer   3/26/2008 Ten times   3/28/2008 Public schools	3/31/2008 Good news   4/2/2008 Deadline   4/4/2008 Campus architecture   4/7/2008 And it only took 1000 strips   4/9/2008 Needs work   4/11/2008 Celebratory Dance   4/14/2008 I knew it   4/16/2008 Anything is better than nothing   4/18/2008 Don't mention it   4/21/2008 Your Profile Picture   4/23/2008 Win-Win   4/25/2008 Post-doc   4/28/2008 Best. Birthday. Ever.   4/30/2008 Checking e-mail   5/2/2008 Chocolate buzz   5/5/2008 Your Life Ambition   5/7/2008 Going Green   5/9/2008 Now you tell me??   5/12/2008 Vicious Cycle   5/14/2008 The joys of having an uncommon name   5/16/2008 Where do you sit?   5/19/2008 Budget surplus   5/21/2008 The Lab Hierarchy   5/23/2008 Proximity card   5/26/2008 Why bother?   5/28/2008 Exclusive focus   5/30/2008 Fume Hood   6/2/2008 Tales from the Road - Don't lick the spoon   6/4/2008 When to meet with your advisor   6/6/2008 Send me   6/9/2008 Visa, pt. 1   6/11/2008 Visa, pt. 2   6/13/2008 Visa, pt. 3   6/16/2008 What do you do?   6/18/2008 Visa, pt. 4   6/20/2008 Tijuana!   6/23/2008 The F-1 Process Explained   6/25/2008 How to ruin a grad student's evening   6/27/2008 Axis of Misunderestimation	6/30/2008 In America, nothing's too difficult   7/2/2008 A friend in need   7/4/2008 Typical Spectrum of Grad Student Conversations   7/7/2008 More elusive than Ninjas?   7/9/2008 Ninjas vs. Professors   7/11/2008 All units converge   7/14/2008 The Tenure Cloud/t   7/16/2008 Randomly directed   7/18/2008 I wonder what's going on today   7/21/2008 Only when you don't need them   7/23/2008 Burrosploitation   7/25/2008 Average time spent writing one e-mail   7/28/2008 Pop Culture!   7/30/2008 Potty humor   8/1/2008 Unused Icons   8/4/2008 The mid-tenure crisis   8/6/2008 An impending sense of doom   8/8/2008 Real Work   8/11/2008 Is that what this was?   8/13/2008 It's digital   8/15/2008 What you know vs How much you know about it   8/18/2008 Professor-Proofing Your Work Area   8/20/2008 Emotions   8/22/2008 Who am I kidding?   8/25/2008 How Professors spend their time   8/27/2008 Brilliant   8/29/2008 What you brought to seminar   9/1/2008 Labor Day   9/3/2008 Significant results   9/5/2008 A.S.A.P.   9/8/2008 Tales from the Road - CERN, pt. 1   9/9/2008 Tales from the Road - CERN, pt. 2   9/10/2008 Tales from the Road - CERN, pt. 3   9/11/2008 Tales from the Road - CERN, pt. 4   9/12/2008 Tales from the Road - CERN, pt. 5   9/15/2008 I should be done in...   9/17/2008 The evolution of Yes

9/19/2008 Incoming freshmen   9/22/2008 What your vote helps determine   9/24/2008 Pet project   9/26/2008 Unrelated to Research   9/29/2008 The Economic Meltdown   10/1/2008 Enrollment vs. Unemployment Rate   10/3/2008 Sleep   10/6/2008 Mental Preparation   10/8/2008 Extension   10/10/2008 Undergradese   10/13/2008 What's it going to be?   10/15/2008 Really cool   10/17/2008 Reasons for TA'ing   10/20/2008 Academic Salaries   10/22/2008 Election obsessed   10/24/2008 In it together   10/27/2008 Yes and no.   10/29/2008 Overheard at the Halloween Party   10/31/2008 The lab/office Whiteboard   11/3/2008 Hope   11/5/2008 How long your Prof. thinks it should take to do something   11/7/2008 2nd Desserts   11/9/2008 Post-election High   11/10/2008 I need your help   11/12/2008 Roughly speaking   11/14/2008 They do care   11/17/2008 To Profess   11/19/2008 Clever Acronyms   11/21/2008 The Post-doctoral Sense, pt 1   11/24/2008 The Post-doctoral Sense, pt. 2   11/26/2008 The Post-doctoral Sense, pt. 3   11/28/2008 Tech support   12/1/2008 The Post-doctoral Sense, pt. 4   12/3/2008 The Post-doctoral Sense, pt. 5   12/5/2008 The Post-doctoral Sense, pt. 6   12/8/2008 Your Impact Factor   12/10/2008 Detailed response   12/12/2008 A not-entirely-fictional letter from a University President   12/15/2008 Other measures of academic productivity: The Teaching Index   12/17/2008 Now that I actually read it   12/19/2008 Other measures of academic productivity: Invited Talks   12/22/2008 A Christmas Song (PhD Version)   12/31/2008 New Year 2009	1/2/2009 In a funk   1/5/2009 Holidays grace period   1/7/2009 Drama!   1/9/2009 Categorical Opposition   1/12/2009 Not just a de Certeau Tactic   1/14/2009 Abstract Mad Libs   1/16/2009 Tough economic times   1/19/2009 What did you want to tell me?   1/21/2009 Permission   1/23/2009 Something personal   1/26/2009 Brain on a stick   1/28/2009 A very serious matter   1/30/2009 Wedding planning   2/2/2009 Not a good sign   2/4/2009 Tajel getting married, pt. 1   2/6/2009 Tajel getting married, pt. 2   2/9/2009 Tajel getting married, pt. 3   2/11/2009 Tajel getting married, pt. 4   2/13/2009 Tajel getting married, pt. 5   2/16/2009 Tajel got married   2/18/2009 Seen on campus   2/20/2009 Not happy   2/23/2009 How to turn your CV into a Resume   2/25/2009 The Origin   2/27/2009 Nights and weekends   3/2/2009 Guess what?   3/4/2009 Sole provider   3/6/2009 Clarity and depth   3/9/2009 Beware the Profzi Scheme   3/11/2009 Trick question   3/13/2009 Tales from the Road - Sustainability   3/16/2009 Deciding what to wear   3/18/2009 Laid off!   3/20/2009 Sugar Daddy   3/23/2009 Ifs, buts or maybes   3/25/2009 First name basis   3/27/2009 First name basis, pt.2   3/30/2009 What to call your Professor   4/1/2009 First-name basis, pt. 3   4/3/2009 Best Buddies	4/6/2009 If TV Science was more like REAL Science   4/8/2009 Lao-Tze   4/10/2009 Single keystroke   4/13/2009 Cut and paste   4/15/2009 Not a good sign either   4/17/2009 Deciding what to wear, pt. 2   4/20/2009 Tales from the Road - MD Anderson Cancer Center   4/22/2009 Admin Assistants Week   4/24/2009 Paste together   4/27/2009 Wah wah wah   4/29/2009 Happy Birthday   5/1/2009 The Underlying question   5/4/2009 Your Computer Desktop   5/6/2009 Did you get it?   5/8/2009 Budget cuts   5/11/2009 Humanities hearing   5/13/2009 Boorish Barbarians!   5/15/2009 Price tag on the human soul   5/18/2009 Science News Cycle   5/20/2009 Research topics guaranteed to be picked up by the news media   5/22/2009 Meta Comics   5/25/2009 Honeymoon   5/27/2009 OMG! ROTFL!!   5/29/2009 Fantasy Island   6/1/2009 Paradise   6/3/2009 Finals Week   6/5/2009 Bad reflection   6/8/2009 You may find it hard to believe   6/10/2009 Borrowing   6/12/2009 Grooming vs. Time in Grad School   6/15/2009 Film Crew, pt. 1   6/17/2009 Film Crew, pt. 2   6/19/2009 Film Crew, pt. 3   6/22/2009 Film Crew, pt. 4   6/24/2009 Film Crew, pt. 5   6/26/2009 Film Crew, pt. 6   6/29/2009 Film Crew, Epilogue   7/1/2009 I'm sure of it